I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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