Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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