the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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