Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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