Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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