I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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