it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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