I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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