So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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