Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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