I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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