i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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