Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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