am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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