Cold hands, warm shart.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
