Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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