does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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