Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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