is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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