i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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