my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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