You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You were trust falling into bushes
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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