we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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