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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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