There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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