I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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