party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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