Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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