yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
When are your genitals available?
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