You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
