So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I need mimosas to revive my soul
The ass gains better be worth it
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