Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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