okay pat passed out under dana's car
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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