I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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