in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
