At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
