Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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