oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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