I love black thongs
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so let's talk penis.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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