OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There r osticjed everywhere
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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