Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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