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Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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