i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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