Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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