Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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