So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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