so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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