Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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