so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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