who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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