Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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